Happy Wednesday! Kick off the second half of your workweek with these wacky links.
The 10 best airport restaurants in America, as determined by Complex magazine. [Complex]
The Denver Green School is kicking Jamie Oliver's food revolution up a few notches by growing its own vegetables to serve in the cafeteria. [Esoterica]
Muffins that cost $16 apiece? If you're attending a Justice Department conference, they're on the menu. [Yahoo! News]
In the East Village area of Manhattan, an all-new IHOP has just hired bouncers to keep late-night drunk hipsters out. [Gawker]
The Condiment Gun is a plastic revolver that shoots mustard and ketchup instead of bullets. [Laughing Squid]
Nobody better lay a finger on these mini Butterfinger cheesecakes. [Bakers Royale]
Bali's Tipat War is the most epic food fight you've ever seen. [Oddity Central]
Design nerds and fashionistas will appreciate the tasteful sensibilities of these chevron cookies. [Sweet SugarBelle]
Chevron cookies not your thing? Perhaps quatrefoil cookies are more your speed. [Bee in Our Bonnet]
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