Peyote
Photo: flickr user BeccaG
About
Peyote is a small cactus (Lophophora sp.) native to Mexico and some areas of southern US. It contains significant amounts of a highly active psychoactive substance known as mescaline. It has been used in sacred rituals and cerimonies by native americans.
Information
Translations: ペヨーテ, Pejotl, Peyo, פיוטה, Пеиоте, البيوت, Мескалін, 佩特, Мескалин, Peiot, Пейот
Physical Description
spineless cactus
Colors: cactus
Tasting Notes
Flavors: SOUR FOO
Mouthfeel: Juicy, Tart, Sour
Food complements: Um.. guacamole
Wine complements: Are you kidding?
Beverage complements: A gatorade you stoner
Substitutes: Lsd
Selecting and Buying
Seasonality: january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, opctober, november, december
Peak: january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, opctober, november, december
Choosing: If it looks like the damn cactus choose it
Buying: Walk up to some shady mexican and ask if he can get you some peyote and if he nods and says "si si senior!" then follow him
Procuring: you obviously know what youre doing if youre looking up recipes for peyote so you dont need to know how to do this
Preparation and Use
Boil it for several hours or mush it up into something
Cleaning: ?? wipe the coke off it?
Conserving and Storing
do you have a fridge and a jar? let youre imaginations fill in the rest